Absolutly Screwed Up
The "Absolutly Screwed Up" is a bold and refreshing cocktail that combines the smoothness of Absolut vodka with a zesty blend of citrus juices and a hint of spice. Served over ice and garnished with a vibrant twist of lime, this drink offers a perfect balance of flavors that will invigorate your senses. Ideal for those looking to unwind or kick off a lively night, it's a delightful twist on a classic favorite.
Ingredients
- 1 shotAbsolut Citron
- 1 shotOrange juice
- 1 shotTriple sec
- Fill to topGinger ale
Pairs Well With
- Smoked salmon canapés
- Lemon tart with shortbread crust
- Creamy goat cheese appetizer
- Pan-seared scallops
- Herb-crusted lamb chops
- Chocolate mousse dessert
Preparation
Shake it up it tasts better that way, but you can stir it if you want. 6 of those and you will be wasted for the rest of the night.
Best Enjoyed
Pro Tips
Chill your glassware thoroughly before serving
Use premium vodka as the base ensures a clean taste profile
Stir rather than shake to maintain the cocktail's silky texture
Layer ingredients carefully to create visual depth
Serve immediately after preparation to preserve carbonation if included
History & Origins
A modern playful cocktail that emerged from contemporary mixology bars seeking creative vodka-based libations. The name reflects its humorous approach to bartending, combining premium spirits with unexpected flavor combinations. This drink gained popularity in craft cocktail scenes for its irreverent charm and smooth execution.
Variations
Simply Screwed
A simplified version using only vodka and premium mixers for a lighter experience
Screwed Up Royale
An elevated version topped with champagne for added sophistication
Absolute Bliss
A variation substituting premium rum for vodka creating a tropical flavor dimension
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